Bananation

All words to describe a compact human form begin with the letter "S" - slim, skinny, scrawny and skeletal. The body size reduces as the word gets longer. Just count. The first three are pretty alright as everyone has friends, male or female who fit into each category. But skeletal? I only deem that word suitable to describe the emaciated human beings from Third World Countries. It is, however, suprising that Hollywood actresses are fighting with one another to be the super-skeleton. Calistan Fockhart, better known as Ally McBeal, used to be skinniest queen of Tinseltown. Now, she has to pass her tiara to Nicole Richie. Look at her photo and you will agree that the media did not exaggerate the way they describe her - SKELETAL. Let's not talk about her small bones, just look at her prominent ribcage. Would any man finds her attractive in that bikini? I don't think men will disagree with me if I say her breasts are turn-offs. I wonder what is the logic behind the pursuit of skeletal frames among actresses in the most glamorous industry. If men really like to watch skeletal "beauties", why haven't I heard of any porn actresses following the "trend"? They are smart pussies.

While the ladies adore the letter "S', men chase after the letter "M" - mass, masculine, macho and muscular. The concept of being skeletal is attractive will never entice men. I hope I'm right to generalise that victims of anorexia are women, while men are vulnerable to bigorexia. As you know, I'm a bigorexia. For the past few days, I have been pondering upon the possible obstacles that could have prevented me from becoming bigger and bigger. I deduced that my irregular digestive system could be the problem. I said irregular because at times, I can eat 5 small meals and yet don't feel bloated while sometimes, I have to stop at 3. Anyone into bodybuilding will know that the experts recommend 6 - 7 small meals per day to increase mass. That's hard to achieve since I'm not into full time bodybuilding. Now, my digestive system is bad. I can't eat more but I still try to eat because I feel full. I don't know if a good digestive system suggests a good bowel routine; my bowel are pretty regular though my detoxification, I suspect, may not be thorough.

I have a very close girlfriend. Whenever we dine out, she would ask me when she remembers, if her choice of food is fattening or not. Don't you imagine her as a fat-ass! She is not. She is pretty and petite. However, she sees herself as fat. Last week, she felt exceptionally fat and resorted to laxatives. Somehow, I got the idea from her to clear my system so that I could eat more. Now, I sound like swinging between bulimia and bigorexia. By the way, I haven't bought any laxatives yet.

There must be a healthy way to eat more and grow bigger.